(November 4, 2013 at 1:02 am)Ryantology Wrote: I have to sit if I want to shit, and I've somehow managed to never fall in. There's no reason why people can't check, first.
I'm glad I've never been around anybody who is shitty about that.
This.
I've never understood the female fixation with putting the seat down or up. When we put it up it means we haven't pissed on it - which should make you girls happy. Think of it as a guarantee that when you put the seat down it will be dry.
Otherwise, who enters a bathroom backwards? At some point you have to be facing the toilet and should notice if the seat is up or down.
Failing to make such notice could well leave you in the icy embrace of the Porcelain Goddess.
