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wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake?
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RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake?
from my time in church/youth ministry, they always made it seem like heaven would be a 24/7 nonstop worship session. (verses in revelations talk about it like this too) (i could barley stand our 15 minute sessions, not that i disrespected them, I just hated standing there listening to music while 14 year olds around me were pretending to pass out.)

After this crappy life, if we have to work in heaven, I'm filing for disability.


edit: hmm....but then again i think if we didn't have to work, it would also get boring fast....maybe they can make 'work' fun, maybe work in heaven is different from work here :S i feel liek they would need something to give life in heaven 'purpose', something to look forward to each day....i just want to have sex with my angel girlfriend everyday all day.
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wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by leodeo - November 4, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 10:23 am
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by leodeo - November 4, 2013 at 10:25 am
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Doubting Thomas - November 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 10:29 am
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by leodeo - November 4, 2013 at 10:31 am
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by John V - November 4, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Mister Agenda - November 4, 2013 at 1:48 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by John V - November 4, 2013 at 1:59 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Mister Agenda - November 4, 2013 at 2:09 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Minimalist - November 4, 2013 at 12:22 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by echo - November 4, 2013 at 1:54 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by leodeo - November 4, 2013 at 8:07 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 11:06 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Raven - November 4, 2013 at 9:16 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by c172 - November 4, 2013 at 9:24 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Napoléon - November 4, 2013 at 11:09 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Bob Kelso - November 4, 2013 at 11:31 pm
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 3:51 am
RE: wouldn't heaven feel kinda fake? - by Doubting Thomas - November 5, 2013 at 2:49 pm

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