RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 4, 2013 at 11:14 pm
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2013 at 11:26 pm by Whateverist.)
(November 4, 2013 at 3:10 am)missluckie26 Wrote: right Whateverist?!?! its one of the worst feelings imagineable innit? The. Worst.
Truly it did suck. Never done it again, but lets face it. Not everyone who gets up in the middle of the night will wake up fully enough to be fully functional. Anyone who takes Ambien or such like has even more reason to be careful to keep the environment safe. If my significant other tells me its a concern, I'm gonna give them a break. The dry tushy I save just might be my own.
(November 4, 2013 at 2:30 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I have three sons but seat down is the rule here because the wife is just more vocal on the matter.
And, anyway, who doesn't really want to be at least a little pussy whipped. Choose your battles, hey?
(November 4, 2013 at 12:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I've never understood the female fixation with putting the seat down or up. When we put it up it means we haven't pissed on it - which should make you girls happy. Think of it as a guarantee that when you put the seat down it will be dry.
That sounds like a challenge to me. Bet I could hose the seat in its upright position. Wait. Who am I kidding I pee like a barely leaky faucet now. You win. The seat will be remain dry if left in an upright position in my house.
