Oh, the horrors of all you "women need to put the seat down" folks. Jesus, ALLRIGHT. I accept some responsibility. Luckily, my honey doesn't know I've done this.
Here's the deal: guys, try to remember to put the seat down, especially at night.
Women: try to check.
Guys: if your woman falls in at 3 AM and needs to turn on the light and shower, you need to feel bad enough about that not to be a dick about the fact that she's showering cold toilet juice off her ass in the wee hours.
I HATE being associated with sexism. **Total off-topic***- I have an unreasonable, real arachnophobia. No other bugs bother me. Show me a big scorpion or centipede and I'll calmly deal with it. When I see a spider larger than really small, I can't breathe. I don't know why. It's why I can never go to Australia, what with those giant-toothed, majorly poisonous, common scary motherfuckers there. In any case, if there's a spider, my honey has to deal with it or I might die of fear. And I've been accused of sexism (oh, sissy girl needs a boy to deal with the itsy-bitsy spider?) because of it. And I hate that. If another woman is around, SHE has to deal with the spider. It's a PHOBIA, OK? It's EMBARRASSING, OK? It's NOT A GIRL THING, OK?
Here's the deal: guys, try to remember to put the seat down, especially at night.
Women: try to check.
Guys: if your woman falls in at 3 AM and needs to turn on the light and shower, you need to feel bad enough about that not to be a dick about the fact that she's showering cold toilet juice off her ass in the wee hours.
I HATE being associated with sexism. **Total off-topic***- I have an unreasonable, real arachnophobia. No other bugs bother me. Show me a big scorpion or centipede and I'll calmly deal with it. When I see a spider larger than really small, I can't breathe. I don't know why. It's why I can never go to Australia, what with those giant-toothed, majorly poisonous, common scary motherfuckers there. In any case, if there's a spider, my honey has to deal with it or I might die of fear. And I've been accused of sexism (oh, sissy girl needs a boy to deal with the itsy-bitsy spider?) because of it. And I hate that. If another woman is around, SHE has to deal with the spider. It's a PHOBIA, OK? It's EMBARRASSING, OK? It's NOT A GIRL THING, OK?
