The Toilet Seat Dilemma

[Clueless Morgan]

Ima represent for the Aussies here and tell you all to stop bein Sheila's. Except for Zazzy here who has a real phobia. Zazzy: do not look at these pictures!

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You're welcome.
Its ok. I'm almost Australian!

HOLY FUCK, THAT LAST ONE!!! Thanks for the nightmares, Luckie!

I must be masochistic or something... Why, oh, why did I look?!?!?!

Holy fuck. I am NEVER going to Australia

Nor will I but it has more to do with a 16 or whatever the fuck hour plane ride.

I've been to New Zealand; the plane ride wasn't actually that bad. Mine left at night, arrived early morning and I slept the whole flight so I didn't even have jet lag.

If I see a spider anywhere I step on it.

No Miranda warnings. No three-strikes-you're-out rule. No life-without-parole. Summary execution.

I'm getting significantly better about spiders - I've almost reached the point where I can make a (usually unsuccessful) kill them on my own before having to get the vacuum out to suck them up or call for back up. That's progress, right?

But I cannot deal with black ones. Or big ones. Or hairy ones. Or spindly ones.