The Toilet Seat Dilemma

[Zazzy]

I'm getting significantly better about spiders - I've almost reached the point where I can make a (usually unsuccessful) kill them on my own before having to get the vacuum out to suck them up or call for back up. That's progress, right?

How did you get better? I tried flooding myself once by doing a paper on sexual dimorphism in spiders, so I had to learn all about them and look at many pictures, which a lot of people thought would solve the problem. It made it worse.
Fun fact: male spiders fertilize females by oral sex.

But I cannot deal with black ones. Or big ones. Or hairy ones. Or spindly ones.

I hate those jumping ones that wave their nasty little eyes around. And the big stripy ones. And the widows and recluses. And really all of them except the teeny tiny green ones.