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The Toilet Seat Dilemma
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
I blame the owl!

Also chuck, one could conversely conclude that the toilet god is just sayin "gentlemen need to be gentlemen and put the goddamn seat down!"

Morgan your spider phobia resembles my reaction to being in the ocean. Like exactly Wink Exposure therapy is the best way to get over something like that but I fear exposure to the Australian coast might bolster my phobia. Do you ever feel guilty for killing spiders? I killed this gifuckingnormous wolf spider while screaming Braveheart style: and I had the worst guilt! I'd cornered it and when I'd go left it went right and vice versa. I imagine it was screaming in spider too.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 3, 2013 at 11:55 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 4, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 4, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 12:19 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 12:45 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ryantology - November 4, 2013 at 1:02 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Minimalist - November 4, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Michelle_Patton - November 4, 2013 at 1:07 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Captain Colostomy - November 4, 2013 at 1:16 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Whateverist - November 4, 2013 at 2:48 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by downbeatplumb - November 4, 2013 at 2:30 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Dragonetti - November 4, 2013 at 1:21 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Cinjin - November 4, 2013 at 1:32 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Raeven - November 4, 2013 at 1:35 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by max-greece - November 4, 2013 at 1:49 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 1:50 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Esquilax - November 4, 2013 at 3:47 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 10:26 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 4, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by FlyingNarwhal - November 4, 2013 at 2:56 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 4, 2013 at 3:01 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 3:10 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Whateverist - November 4, 2013 at 11:14 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Kayenneh - November 4, 2013 at 6:15 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by max-greece - November 4, 2013 at 10:07 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Optimistic Mysanthrope - November 4, 2013 at 6:42 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by LastPoet - November 4, 2013 at 6:45 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 4, 2013 at 8:24 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 10:01 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Optimistic Mysanthrope - November 4, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 6:28 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by FlyingNarwhal - November 4, 2013 at 6:35 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Doubting Thomas - November 4, 2013 at 6:40 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by FlyingNarwhal - November 4, 2013 at 6:51 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pocaracas - November 4, 2013 at 10:10 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Kayenneh - November 4, 2013 at 10:53 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by max-greece - November 4, 2013 at 11:41 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 4, 2013 at 11:14 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 11:14 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 11:17 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 4, 2013 at 11:20 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 11:27 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Kayenneh - November 4, 2013 at 11:44 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 4, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Faith No More - November 4, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 4, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Doubting Thomas - November 4, 2013 at 1:49 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 4, 2013 at 6:34 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 4, 2013 at 7:10 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pocaracas - November 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 4, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 4, 2013 at 7:53 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 11:30 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ryantology - November 4, 2013 at 11:32 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 11:34 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 12:16 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ryantology - November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 5, 2013 at 10:45 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Whateverist - November 4, 2013 at 11:35 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Faith No More - November 5, 2013 at 9:39 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ryantology - November 5, 2013 at 2:43 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Minimalist - November 5, 2013 at 3:19 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 10:06 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by John V - November 5, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Cato - November 5, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Faith No More - November 5, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by John V - November 5, 2013 at 2:21 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 5, 2013 at 11:19 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 5, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Cinjin - November 5, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 5, 2013 at 11:57 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 11:59 am
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Psykhronic - November 5, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 12:02 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 5, 2013 at 12:34 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Raeven - November 5, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 5, 2013 at 12:58 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Anomalocaris - November 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 6:28 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Anomalocaris - November 5, 2013 at 6:58 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Jackalope - November 5, 2013 at 7:05 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 5, 2013 at 11:28 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Anomalocaris - November 6, 2013 at 2:16 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 4:41 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 5:24 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 5, 2013 at 8:30 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Anomalocaris - November 5, 2013 at 8:43 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 8:50 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 10:53 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 5, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 11:10 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 5, 2013 at 11:17 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 11:18 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 11:24 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 6, 2013 at 12:29 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 6, 2013 at 12:58 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 6, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 6, 2013 at 1:12 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 6, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 6, 2013 at 2:06 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 6, 2013 at 6:56 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Minimalist - November 6, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by My imaginary friend is GOD - November 6, 2013 at 7:10 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 6, 2013 at 7:22 pm
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by My imaginary friend is GOD - November 6, 2013 at 7:25 pm

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