The Toilet Seat Dilemma

[Anomalocaris]

Whenever I hear about heated toilet seats, I always think of that episode of the Simpson where Homer presses the button for a heated seat and a big ol' fat guy is lowered to the seat with his pants down and a magazine in his hands and he's like "Be ready in few minutes."

*shudder*

It's intensely weird when I sit on a toilet seat that's still warm from the previous user.

Maybe you should suggest refrigerated toilet seats to Toto, the slogan can be something like "Ice cold everytime, like it's never been sat upon".