(November 5, 2013 at 6:28 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Whenever I hear about heated toilet seats, I always think of that episode of the Simpson where Homer presses the button for a heated seat and a big ol' fat guy is lowered to the seat with his pants down and a magazine in his hands and he's like "Be ready in few minutes."
*shudder*
It's intensely weird when I sit on a toilet seat that's still warm from the previous user.
True story - myself and a friend were showshoe backpacking nearly 20 years ago. We happened across the roof of a forest service outhouse (one of the nice permanent ones). Someone had apparently (and quite thoughtfully) propped the door open before the snow came (which was about 8 feet deep). My friend climbs down into the thing and takes care of business first - after which I discover that I am eternally grateful to be second. The damn thing had a metal seat - which, until my friend perched up on it, was ice cold.
