Maybe deism is right for you. You can believe in a Creator, but it doesn't communicate with us or intervene in worldly matters. No one really knows anything about this Creator, but maybe it rewards you for being a good person after you die. Otherwise, you're on your own. The deist God doesn't curse anyone, but it doesn't help anyone either.
It's not a religion, but maybe it's something you'd be comfortable with.
If it's just chicks you're after, you might look into Raelism. They're atheists but they believe Jesus and Buddha were aliens. They're kinda into democracy, sharing, free love and skimpy clothes.
It's not a religion, but maybe it's something you'd be comfortable with.
If it's just chicks you're after, you might look into Raelism. They're atheists but they believe Jesus and Buddha were aliens. They're kinda into democracy, sharing, free love and skimpy clothes.