The Zombie Survival Thread!

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If such things are possible, there would be no way for you to know if you're the victim of such a scheme. In fact I think you're more likely the victim than I am, which sane person would put themselves through the ordeal of chopping off people's penises? Let alone a whole army of men's penises.

Your feeble attempt at subversion is highly laughable, though your kind has no cause for levity in these last days. As for my ability to discern my own cognition, I assure you that my inbuilt template protocol is far superior to earlier models used on the zombie throngs, and I have corrected the malfunction of mirror-cross-reflection within one's self consciousness. I am most certainly in control of myself, and I also control numbers far greater than the number of breaths that will be drawn this day in the thousands of rebel camps I will destroy per engagement requirements. I have not performed any surgeries upon my slaves, for I have chemically altered them in process of installing AI hardware. One thing necessitates the other - I call it poetic victory.