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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 16, 2013 at 2:46 am
lol oh I see how it is. I apologize lil Pineapplebunny, I got carried away.  In all reality I was just joking about everything besides helping you with your quest for a cure. You're welcome at my cliff dwelling, anytime (and more importantly: welcome to leave!).
Don't let that fool you FFF, I'll still put a bullet through your eye if you try anything!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 16, 2013 at 6:00 am
(November 16, 2013 at 2:46 am)missluckie26 Wrote: lol oh I see how it is. I apologize lil Pineapplebunny, I got carried away. In all reality I was just joking about everything besides helping you with your quest for a cure. You're welcome at my cliff dwelling, anytime (and more importantly: welcome to leave!).
Don't let that fool you FFF, I'll still put a bullet through your eye if you try anything!
In that case invitation accepted.
(we should device a plan to off FFF, he's probably going to enslave us or kill us on sight)
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November 16, 2013 at 6:19 am
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I'd like to see him try. I'll have a pit in the dwellings specifically crawling with Rattlesnakes, waiting for him should he ever make it up the cliff. Also, did you know Rattlesnakes are good eatin? Tastes like chicken! And so do chickens.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 16, 2013 at 10:39 am
Any zombie recipes?
Are they best barbecued, boiled, baked or what?
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 16, 2013 at 12:54 pm
(November 16, 2013 at 6:00 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: (November 16, 2013 at 2:46 am)missluckie26 Wrote: lol oh I see how it is. I apologize lil Pineapplebunny, I got carried away. In all reality I was just joking about everything besides helping you with your quest for a cure. You're welcome at my cliff dwelling, anytime (and more importantly: welcome to leave!).
Don't let that fool you FFF, I'll still put a bullet through your eye if you try anything!
In that case invitation accepted.
(we should device a plan to off FFF, he's probably going to enslave us or kill us on sight) As I have said before, so I will now say this one final time. My advanced AI systems are in place throughout most of the inhabitable terrasphere. These are of the type and scope that I can easily replace any one of you with one of my mechanisms, then, having implanted your consciousness into it, even you would be unaware of having been replaced. You would be doing whatever I will, and you would think it was your own thoughts and actions, toward your own ends, that you were performing. I laugh at your primitive weaponry and defense tactics, and I find your profane and absurd threatening manner to be indicative of your failing mental faculties. I will consider our past friendship while concerning mercy in your final hour.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 17, 2013 at 12:31 am
(November 16, 2013 at 12:54 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: (November 16, 2013 at 6:00 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: In that case invitation accepted.
(we should device a plan to off FFF, he's probably going to enslave us or kill us on sight) As I have said before, so I will now say this one final time. My advanced AI systems are in place throughout most of the inhabitable terrasphere. These are of the type and scope that I can easily replace any one of you with one of my mechanisms, then, having implanted your consciousness into it, even you would be unaware of having been replaced. You would be doing whatever I will, and you would think it was your own thoughts and actions, toward your own ends, that you were performing. I laugh at your primitive weaponry and defense tactics, and I find your profane and absurd threatening manner to be indicative of your failing mental faculties. I will consider our past friendship while concerning mercy in your final hour.
If such things are possible, there would be no way for you to know if you're the victim of such a scheme. In fact I think you're more likely the victim than I am, which sane person would put themselves through the ordeal of chopping off people's penises? Let alone a whole army of men's penises.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 17, 2013 at 2:37 am
(November 17, 2013 at 12:31 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: If such things are possible, there would be no way for you to know if you're the victim of such a scheme. In fact I think you're more likely the victim than I am, which sane person would put themselves through the ordeal of chopping off people's penises? Let alone a whole army of men's penises. Your feeble attempt at subversion is highly laughable, though your kind has no cause for levity in these last days. As for my ability to discern my own cognition, I assure you that my inbuilt template protocol is far superior to earlier models used on the zombie throngs, and I have corrected the malfunction of mirror-cross-reflection within one's self consciousness. I am most certainly in control of myself, and I also control numbers far greater than the number of breaths that will be drawn this day in the thousands of rebel camps I will destroy per engagement requirements. I have not performed any surgeries upon my slaves, for I have chemically altered them in process of installing AI hardware. One thing necessitates the other - I call it poetic victory.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 17, 2013 at 4:08 am
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FFF Wrote:My advanced AI systems are in place throughout most of the inhabitable terrasphere.
You sound like that old dude that yells weirdness out front the Denny's downtown. Do us all a favor mmmk? Go find some anti-psychotics. Pineapple and I are busy doing things. That matter. As a matter of fact, I highly doubt you're even conscious right now. 
Marvin--prepare my dune-buggy. You don't even eat things anyways. You aint got no lips.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 17, 2013 at 9:29 am
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 17, 2013 at 10:00 am
(November 17, 2013 at 2:37 am)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: Your feeble attempt at subversion is highly laughable, though your kind has no cause for levity in these last days. As for my ability to discern my own cognition, I assure you that my inbuilt template protocol is far superior to earlier models used on the zombie throngs, and I have corrected the malfunction of mirror-cross-reflection within one's self consciousness. I am most certainly in control of myself, and I also control numbers far greater than the number of breaths that will be drawn this day in the thousands of rebel camps I will destroy per engagement requirements. I have not performed any surgeries upon my slaves, for I have chemically altered them in process of installing AI hardware. One thing necessitates the other - I call it poetic victory. You read too many comic books.
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