Eh, I have not had sex in years, and I am fine with that.
I was a virgin until I turned twenty, I have only had a couple handfuls of sexual partners in my thirty-four years on this earth, and I am quite comfortable being celibate. Sex has never been something which I particularly enjoy, which is why I do not mind being celibate.
Besides, my hand is the only real lover I need.
I was a virgin until I turned twenty, I have only had a couple handfuls of sexual partners in my thirty-four years on this earth, and I am quite comfortable being celibate. Sex has never been something which I particularly enjoy, which is why I do not mind being celibate.
Besides, my hand is the only real lover I need.

"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter