This is actually pretty easy to answer. But first, I think it should be noted that the real use of the Euthyphro Dilemma is to expose the language barrier in moral discussions between theists and secularists.
Now, the dilemma is a false one. I do what is good because I value doing it. And what I mean by 'good' and 'evil' is that which is condusive and harmful (respectively) to the well-being of conscious creatures.
Now, the dilemma is a false one. I do what is good because I value doing it. And what I mean by 'good' and 'evil' is that which is condusive and harmful (respectively) to the well-being of conscious creatures.
"The reason things will never get better is because people keep electing these rich cocksuckers who don't give a shit about you."
-George Carlin
-George Carlin