How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity?

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How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity?

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RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity?

November 22, 2013 at 1:59 pm

Sucking dick is the fastest way up the corporate ladder. I suppose in that context Christianity certainly makes the most sense, as metaphorically doing the same for Jesus gets you a spot in heaven.

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How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Chad32 - November 21, 2013 at 9:44 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Minimalist - November 21, 2013 at 10:02 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Neo-Scholastic - November 21, 2013 at 10:04 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Esquilax - November 21, 2013 at 10:57 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Neo-Scholastic - November 21, 2013 at 11:07 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 21, 2013 at 11:28 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Ryantology - November 22, 2013 at 8:19 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Neo-Scholastic - November 23, 2013 at 1:09 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Ryantology - November 23, 2013 at 2:50 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Chad32 - November 21, 2013 at 10:10 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Minimalist - November 22, 2013 at 12:29 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by super spidey man - November 22, 2013 at 11:59 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Bad Wolf - November 22, 2013 at 12:01 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Anomalocaris - November 22, 2013 at 12:20 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by super spidey man - November 22, 2013 at 12:45 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Anomalocaris - November 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Chad32 - November 22, 2013 at 1:41 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by MindForgedManacle - November 21, 2013 at 10:44 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Cyberman - November 22, 2013 at 12:58 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Godschild - November 22, 2013 at 1:58 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Sejanus - November 22, 2013 at 2:09 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Godschild - November 22, 2013 at 3:21 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by max-greece - November 22, 2013 at 3:51 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Godschild - November 23, 2013 at 1:22 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by max-greece - November 23, 2013 at 3:20 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Godschild - November 23, 2013 at 6:58 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Chad32 - November 23, 2013 at 11:22 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Chad32 - November 22, 2013 at 4:21 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Sejanus - November 22, 2013 at 7:55 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by max-greece - November 22, 2013 at 2:10 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Chad32 - November 22, 2013 at 11:17 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 22, 2013 at 6:10 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Minimalist - November 22, 2013 at 2:54 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Anomalocaris - November 22, 2013 at 3:03 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Minimalist - November 22, 2013 at 10:55 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Anomalocaris - November 22, 2013 at 11:49 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Firstruth - November 22, 2013 at 6:12 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Captain Colostomy - November 22, 2013 at 7:29 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Neo-Scholastic - November 22, 2013 at 1:23 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by TheBeardedDude - November 22, 2013 at 12:01 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Whateverist - November 22, 2013 at 12:03 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Bad Writer - November 22, 2013 at 1:59 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Faith No More - November 22, 2013 at 2:47 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Anomalocaris - November 22, 2013 at 2:49 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Minimalist - November 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm

Re: RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by KUSA - November 22, 2013 at 4:49 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Chad32 - November 22, 2013 at 5:09 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by MindForgedManacle - November 22, 2013 at 8:01 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Godlesspanther - November 24, 2013 at 5:48 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Lek - January 18, 2014 at 11:19 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Esquilax - January 18, 2014 at 11:26 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Lek - January 18, 2014 at 11:59 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Esquilax - January 19, 2014 at 12:12 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Lek - January 19, 2014 at 2:20 am

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by InevitableCheese - January 19, 2014 at 12:40 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Lek - January 19, 2014 at 6:18 pm

RE: How do you get from "beginning of the universe" to christianity? - by Darkstar - January 19, 2014 at 12:16 am

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