Weekly NFL Picks Thread

[Jackalope]

Whoops, forgot to pick.

But man, fuck the Lions. Seriously, I'm thinking about suing the team for emotional abuse.

3-8 for the Redskins, excuse me, you want to talk about "abuse"? Being a fan I'd almost rather staple my nuts to the wall.

Look at the bright side. You aren't a Browns fan.

On a serious note, I can remember back in the late 80's and early 90's - they were really good.

I feel your pain. The life of a Cowboys fan filled with fantasies, none which have been actualized since I was a child. Being a Tony Romo apologist is a very demanding job.

Yes, but at least you have glory days to look back upon. Try being the fan of a team that has never won a playoff game.

I hope your fortune changes this year, however - if the Lions win the NFC North (pretty much their only likely route to the playoffs), it's looking like you'll likely be facing Carolina or S.F. in the wild card round. The way it's shaping up, it very well could be that 3 of the 4 wild cards have better records than anyone who doesn't get a bye in the first round.

At least you'll be at home.