RE: Evolution and Islam
December 2, 2013 at 4:40 am
(This post was last modified: December 2, 2013 at 4:58 am by Jacob(smooth).)
Hey, Mr Poe, get over here, something I need your view on!
Although, props for getting more than a single drive by posting from one of our Muslim brothers.
I have a question for sleepy, not that I expect I'll get an answer. Why would stimbo have to say the magic words in Arabic? I mean his first language (one presumes) is the American form of English. Allah, one presumes, speaks at least a couple of languages. So why the foreign tongue just because Allah's great prophet happened to be Arabic?
Hey stimbo. Try Christianity. MY god let's you speak English!
. Also you get the same eternal life package and we give you air miles* for evangelising.
*terms and conditions apply, subject to status. Your salvation may be at risk if you do not keep up weekly church attendance. The Christian church accepts no liability for your soul. In the event that we got it wrong and you should have been a Buddhist or worship thor, we offer no refunds or protection from frost giants. Air miles are sent out following confirmation of conversion of one filthy heathen dog, confirmed by head office. We reserve the right to alter, defer, ignore or deny any element of this contract at any time and frankly, you should be grateful we take the time! In the event that you prefer alternative remuneration, the church tm may offer you nice warm feelings inside, tax relief or choirboys as alternative to air miles.
Although, props for getting more than a single drive by posting from one of our Muslim brothers.
I have a question for sleepy, not that I expect I'll get an answer. Why would stimbo have to say the magic words in Arabic? I mean his first language (one presumes) is the American form of English. Allah, one presumes, speaks at least a couple of languages. So why the foreign tongue just because Allah's great prophet happened to be Arabic?
Hey stimbo. Try Christianity. MY god let's you speak English!
. Also you get the same eternal life package and we give you air miles* for evangelising. *terms and conditions apply, subject to status. Your salvation may be at risk if you do not keep up weekly church attendance. The Christian church accepts no liability for your soul. In the event that we got it wrong and you should have been a Buddhist or worship thor, we offer no refunds or protection from frost giants. Air miles are sent out following confirmation of conversion of one filthy heathen dog, confirmed by head office. We reserve the right to alter, defer, ignore or deny any element of this contract at any time and frankly, you should be grateful we take the time! In the event that you prefer alternative remuneration, the church tm may offer you nice warm feelings inside, tax relief or choirboys as alternative to air miles.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
