Evolution and Islam

[Jacob(smooth)]

I'll accept 5. Although the correct answer is one. It's pronounced "tin" foil.

True, but only when it's in the form of hats. Or cans. Incidentally, some years ago I worked for a time in a chocolate factory in Telford. It was in the months approaching xmas, so naturally they were making Easter eggs. At one point I was sent to collect a couple of rolls of coloured tinfoil for the wrapping machine, and very nearly dislocated my shoulders trying to pick them up; because though you don't realise it when you see it wrapped round an egg, it's still metal. I had to lug 'em round on a pump trolley and hope they didn't slide off onto someone's feet.

For further details of my linguistic credentials, I refer the honorable gentleman and any other interested parties to my earlier thread on the subject, ostensibly in the interests of verisimilitude but more blatantly in the forlon hope of milking it for as much kudos as I can.

Verily, your version of v for vendetta variety verbiage validates your voicing of verbal validity.
Yes, kudos indeed.