Unfortunately the atheist will have to stand up and go

[max-greece]

"There was, they say, here on earth a thinker and philosopher. He rejected everything, 'laws, conscience, faith,' and, above all, the future life. He died; he expected to go straight to darkness and death and he found a future life before him. He was astounded and indignant. 'This is against my principles!' he said. And he was punished for that... that is, you must excuse me, I am just repeating what I heard myself, it's only a legend.....blah blah
The Brothers Karamazov by Fedor Dostoevsky

There was, they say, here on earth a thinker and philosopher. She accepted everything, 'laws, conscience, faith,' and, above all, the future life. She died; she expected to go straight to heaven and she found nothing. She would have been astounded and indignant. She had wasted the only life she had on worshipping a non-existent deity.

The Lesbian Sisters Licksagirloff by Max Goodman