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Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white
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Re: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white
December 13, 2013 at 6:40 pm
Haha. I just remembered this one time my little cousin mortified the crap out of me when she was 6!

There's this party shop near here that usually has a guy outside dressed up to advertise the shop. This time of year it's always a guy in a Santa costume. So, one time, I was walking by there with my little cousin, she was 6 (I was 13 or 14) and the Santa happened to be a black guy. Now, I saw it and thought to myself "Wow, that's a great idea, why should Santa always be white anyway?" And stuff. But then my little cousin saw him, and she was a bit slow and hadn't figured out there was no Santa yet and she freaked the fuck out and started shouting, "THAT'S NOT FATHER CHRISTMAS! FATHER CHRISTMAS ISN'T BLACK! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!! FATHER CHRISTMAS IS WHITE!" I nearly fucking died of shame.
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Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Doubting Thomas - December 12, 2013 at 10:41 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Silver - December 12, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by EgoRaptor - December 12, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by TaraJo - December 12, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 12, 2013 at 10:55 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by NoraBrimstone - December 13, 2013 at 1:31 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by zebo-the-fat - December 13, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 13, 2013 at 8:51 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 13, 2013 at 1:36 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by The Valkyrie - December 13, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by The Valkyrie - December 13, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Faith No More - December 13, 2013 at 6:19 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by rexbeccarox - December 13, 2013 at 6:29 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 13, 2013 at 6:31 pm
Re: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by NoraBrimstone - December 13, 2013 at 6:40 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 13, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Faith No More - December 13, 2013 at 7:22 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Silver - December 13, 2013 at 7:33 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by EgoRaptor - December 13, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Cato - December 14, 2013 at 8:45 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by A Theist - December 14, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Faith No More - December 15, 2013 at 1:06 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Dragonetti - December 14, 2013 at 9:01 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Napoléon - December 14, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by max-greece - December 14, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 14, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Napoléon - December 14, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 14, 2013 at 6:47 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 14, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by max-greece - December 15, 2013 at 3:20 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 15, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by wolf39us - December 15, 2013 at 3:49 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by A Theist - December 15, 2013 at 5:51 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Manowar - December 16, 2013 at 10:29 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Duck - December 16, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2013 at 11:29 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Duck - December 16, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Duck - December 16, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 16, 2013 at 12:41 pm

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