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Materialististic lives over paradise?
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RE: Materialististic lives over paradise?
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(December 15, 2013 at 1:18 am)Sleepy Wrote: Observing nature for 1 hour is equal to 70 prayers. Going to the beach and getting flesh air, watching animal shows are all a form of worship of Allah as they are all his creations.

Well, that's a bit of luck, because I hear those things are very popular. Especially the flesh air animal shows on the beach.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Sleepy - December 14, 2013 at 10:29 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by EgoRaptor - December 14, 2013 at 10:34 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Paraselene - December 14, 2013 at 10:34 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Sleepy - December 14, 2013 at 10:36 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by EgoRaptor - December 14, 2013 at 10:38 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Napoléon - December 14, 2013 at 10:42 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Ryantology - December 14, 2013 at 10:43 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by feeling - December 14, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Bob Kelso - December 14, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by feeling - December 14, 2013 at 11:10 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Psykhronic - December 14, 2013 at 11:42 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Minimalist - December 14, 2013 at 11:46 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Sleepy - December 15, 2013 at 12:53 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by feeling - December 15, 2013 at 12:59 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Zen Badger - December 15, 2013 at 1:03 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Ksa - December 14, 2013 at 11:57 pm
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Bad Wolf - December 15, 2013 at 12:00 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Ksa - December 15, 2013 at 12:03 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Faith No More - December 15, 2013 at 12:12 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Angrboda - December 15, 2013 at 12:21 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Sleepy - December 15, 2013 at 1:04 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Ryantology - December 15, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Sleepy - December 15, 2013 at 1:18 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Zen Badger - December 15, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Esquilax - December 15, 2013 at 1:50 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by The Valkyrie - December 15, 2013 at 1:53 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Minimalist - December 15, 2013 at 2:13 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by KichigaiNeko - December 15, 2013 at 2:41 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by max-greece - December 15, 2013 at 3:46 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Jacob(smooth) - December 15, 2013 at 4:49 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Esquilax - December 15, 2013 at 5:18 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Jacob(smooth) - December 15, 2013 at 5:27 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Esquilax - December 15, 2013 at 7:12 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Jacob(smooth) - December 15, 2013 at 7:20 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Napoléon - December 15, 2013 at 10:25 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Jacob(smooth) - December 15, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by WesOlsen - December 15, 2013 at 4:53 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Kayenneh - December 15, 2013 at 5:17 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by WesOlsen - December 15, 2013 at 5:26 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Cyberman - December 15, 2013 at 6:02 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by WesOlsen - December 15, 2013 at 6:07 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by paulpablo - December 15, 2013 at 6:16 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by pocaracas - December 15, 2013 at 7:41 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by Dragonetti - December 15, 2013 at 7:49 am
RE: Materialististic lives over paradise? - by houseofcantor - December 15, 2013 at 11:17 am

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