Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound

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I thought there should be a tip of the hat to the mental jumpropes people take to come up with some of the conspiracy theories that are out there. There's plenty of them, apparently.

If you see one, post it. Oh and post the link, since that website is probably full of lots of gems.

Here's the """"news"'"" article I came across today.

Mandela Funeral a Cover For Super-Sized Globalist Gathering?



Nelson Mandela died on December 5th, according to the official statements. He reportedly passed away at his home surrounded by his family.

Other reports indicate that Mandela really died in June of this year and has been being kept alive by live support machinery in order to permit his family to resolve some legal issues.

The Guardian Express claims to have been notified of his death by an embedded reporter back in June. That revelation was immediately followed up by a denial of service attack on the Guardian Express which they say lasted for three days. The origin of the DNS attack was traced back to South Africa.

The reports depict the motive behind the charade as being financial. There was reportedly a very large lawsuit in process against the Mandela estate, in which the family was suing him for control. In order for the lawsuit to continue Mandela had to remain alive.

The Obamas, Bushes and Hillary Clinton flew together on Air Force One, along with Eric Holder, Susan Rice, and Valerie Jarrett.

Former Presidents Carter and Clinton were travelling separately.

It is interesting that the extensive planning needs which forced a partial cancellation of Hussein Obama’s trip to Asia during the supposed government “shutdown showdown” were somehow unnecessary for this “impromptu” trip.

Could it be that the actual date of the passing of Mandela was indeed in June, and that this trip to an orchestrated event was actually planned well in advance? Could a façade of respect for Mandela which was not provided for Margaret Thatcher to any degree, have been the cover for another event?

The massing of so many world leaders in one location is remarkable and begs the question. What were they doing when the cameras were off?