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what makes a person a person?
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RE: what makes a person a person?
(December 18, 2013 at 10:19 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: You know, I'm only being hypothetical, n'shit.

I think it's a pretty screwed up story at face value. I think it's far MORE screwed up when scrutinized. This was not written by literary genius... and if it was? It was as satire.

I believe that Mary committed adultery. At first she told Joseph "it's your baby" but Joseph didn't buy that. He complained "I never touched her!". So Mary was cornered. Unless she came up with a good explanation, she was going to be stoned! This punishment is mentioned in Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

So she made up a bullshit excuse..."It came from GOD". Haha! You know, if the female forum-mate you were talking to earlier, comes to you today and says she's pregnant and her baby came from God, would you believe her? You would say what? You would say: "You taking me for an idiot? You're pregnant because you're a whore. That's why you're pregnant, you fuck the entire town and you expect to be a virgin?" I mean, she's insulting your intelligence!

But 2,000 years ago these things were taken pretty seriously, and Joseph the idiot bought the story! He bought it! If Joseph didn't buy the story Mary would have been stoned. But unfortunately she was not stoned. Unfortunately.

Then you imagine the terror in the child's eyes when Mary told Jesus, "you're the son of God, lead your people!" That child must have been terrified! To be given such great responsibility, without any guidance? Imagine what a shitty person she was to do this to her own child. What a shitty person she was for watching her child scream on the cross, and pay dearly for HER adultery, because she couldn't keep her twat to herself until marriage when she was young. You know, if I was Mary I would have told Jesus, relax man, I'm a whore you know, I spread legs before marriage and told people you came from God or else they would have stoned me. Relax, go to a bar, have fun.

What a shitty fucking person. Absolutely disgusting, makes me vomit. Worst then Hitler.
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what makes a person a person? - by microxone - December 16, 2013 at 2:31 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 2:51 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Captain Colostomy - December 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Doubting Thomas - December 16, 2013 at 3:14 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by pineapplebunnybounce - December 16, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by paulpablo - December 16, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by microxone - December 16, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by downbeatplumb - December 16, 2013 at 4:26 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 4:33 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Angrboda - December 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Ksa - December 16, 2013 at 6:32 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 6:35 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 17, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Ksa - December 17, 2013 at 5:57 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 3:09 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by feeling - December 18, 2013 at 3:23 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 3:26 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by feeling - December 18, 2013 at 3:28 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 3:33 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by feeling - December 18, 2013 at 1:52 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 3:24 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by feeling - December 18, 2013 at 3:26 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 3:29 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by feeling - December 18, 2013 at 3:30 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Ksa - December 18, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 10:19 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Ksa - December 18, 2013 at 10:30 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by feeling - December 18, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 3:47 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by feeling - December 18, 2013 at 3:48 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 3:58 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by feeling - December 18, 2013 at 4:01 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 4:07 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Mothonis - December 18, 2013 at 5:33 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Neo-Scholastic - December 18, 2013 at 9:39 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Chad32 - December 18, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 10:42 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Ksa - December 18, 2013 at 10:48 am
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Ksa - December 18, 2013 at 4:55 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Violet - December 18, 2013 at 6:19 pm
RE: what makes a person a person? - by Ksa - December 18, 2013 at 7:22 pm

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