Take philosophy courses in college so that you can prepare yourself for a fulfilling career of coming onto this message board and explaining just why your ancient fairy tales are philosophically just as valid as anybody else's.
Once you're done with that, take courses in theology, because not only does that make your interpretations of the Bible authoritative, it also makes you an expert in geology, biology and physics, unlike those god-hating scientists and their Satan-inspired scribblings.
Once you're done with that, take courses in theology, because not only does that make your interpretations of the Bible authoritative, it also makes you an expert in geology, biology and physics, unlike those god-hating scientists and their Satan-inspired scribblings.
