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Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound
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that reminds me of all the uses conspiracy theorists have devised for this thing.
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HAARP (High frequency Active Auroral Research Program) is to be a major Arctic facility for upper atmospheric and solar-terrestrial research. HAARP is being built on a DoD-owned site near Gakona, Alaska. Principal instruments include a high power, high-frequency (HF) phased array radio transmitter (known as the Ionospheric Research Instrument, or IRI), used to stimulate small, well-defined volumes of ionosphere, and an ultra-high frequency (UHF) incoherent scatter radar (ISR), used to measure electron densities, electron and ion temperatures, and Doppler velocities in the stimulated region and in the natural ionosphere. To further the scientific capabilities and usefulness of the IRI and ISR, HAARP is supporting the design and installation of the latest in modern geophysical research instruments, including an HF ionosonde, ELF and VLF receivers, magnetometers, riometers, a LIDAR (LIght Detection And Ranging) and optical and infrared spectrometers and cameras which will be used to observe the complex natural variations of Alaska's ionosphere as well as to detect artificial effects produced by the IRI. http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/haarphaarpFactSheet.html



http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/har..._index.htm

I have been assured, by everyone from Ph.D.s to poets, that HAARP is: 1. An ionospheric heater 2. A research tool 3. A military test bed 4. A tax-subsidized boondoggle 5. A directed-energy weapon 6. A communication system for submarines 7. A source of field-aligned ionospheric VHF reflectors 8. A way to improve satellite links 9. A planetary x-ray machine 10. A plot to depopulate the Third World 11. A means of creating power blackouts at will 12. Electronic warfare 13. Tesla's wireless power transmission 14. Tesla's secret death ray 15. Searching for space aliens 16. Killing space aliens 17. Killing off the militias 18. Keeping them awake at night (through RF head rectification) 19. Enforcing the New World Order 20. Creating nuclear-scale explosions 21. Weather modification 22. CIA mind control 23. Brain wave modification 24. The end of HF radio 25. The end of wildlife in Alaska 26. The end of atmospheric ozone 27. The end of the human race 28. The end of Earth itself. Now, this is pretty good for one transmitter. I think the last experimental radio that attracted this kind of attention was built by Marconi. What's Up With HAARP?

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Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Mystical - December 16, 2013 at 3:34 am
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Bob Kelso - December 16, 2013 at 3:40 am
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Mystical - December 16, 2013 at 4:02 am
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Bob Kelso - December 16, 2013 at 4:04 am
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Jacob(smooth) - December 16, 2013 at 4:09 am
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Doubting Thomas - December 16, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Mystical - December 16, 2013 at 8:36 pm
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Minimalist - December 16, 2013 at 9:45 pm
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Doubting Thomas - December 17, 2013 at 2:50 pm
RE: Hilarious Conspiracy Theories Abound - by Mystical - December 26, 2013 at 8:39 pm

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