Let's see:
1.) I am from North Carolina, and have an accent so strong that people assume I'm talking about parrots when I'm thinking about pirates. This can get awkward when discussing Somalia.
2.) When slightly drunk, I become a very hedonistic existentialist philosopher and smoke cigars for some reason. This annoys everyone but me.
3.) I really, really like Pop-Tarts. I do not know why.
1.) I am from North Carolina, and have an accent so strong that people assume I'm talking about parrots when I'm thinking about pirates. This can get awkward when discussing Somalia.
2.) When slightly drunk, I become a very hedonistic existentialist philosopher and smoke cigars for some reason. This annoys everyone but me.
3.) I really, really like Pop-Tarts. I do not know why.