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Be sure to disguise yourself (and your posts) with purple whenever you begin to troll. This will obscure your posts in awesome, and you will receive kudos for absolutely disgusting shit.
DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE JUDGES, YOU'LL JUST LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! Do not argue with the owner of Saerules Forums, you'll just look like a pancake!
Be sure to declare that someone is RACIST! whenever their name is Tiberius. This is the only way to ensure that black people can identify them.
Never trust a banana with so much as a bottle of blue hair dye. Trust me, I gotz experience on this one.
Be sure to engage in as many semantic arguments as possible: it'll show everyone just how smart you are, and it'll give you some massive street cred (which you can sexchange for hookers).
ALWAYS tell depressed people what losers they are, and NEVER pass up on the option of telling them it's not a mental illness. There's no better way to start drama get kudos, and everyone knows that kudos are the gateway to friendship
Tell everyone everything about your sex life, because we're all really interested, and we would love the opportunity to learn from you.
Make a big deal out of all of your problems, otherwise how could you win in a pity party contest? And winning is the only thing that matters
Posting pornography in Member Photos is the easiest way to win... take it from a winner with a wiener.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
