Does god have a butthole?

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Does god have a butthole?

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RE: Does god have a butthole?

January 4, 2014 at 7:00 am

(January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it.

I suspect that God has a metaphorical bumhole: he shits all over the people he claims to love.

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Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 4, 2014 at 7:00 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Zen Badger - January 4, 2014 at 7:32 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 7:44 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by LastPoet - January 4, 2014 at 8:25 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 4, 2014 at 4:47 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 11:31 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 11:59 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 1:33 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 3:11 pm

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 5, 2014 at 1:05 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Anomalocaris - January 11, 2014 at 2:11 pm

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 4, 2014 at 3:02 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Ksa - January 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Faith No More - January 7, 2014 at 2:57 pm

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 5, 2014 at 4:51 am

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 5, 2014 at 6:03 am

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 12, 2014 at 11:49 am

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