Of course God has a butthole; where do you think the fundamentalists come from? ;-D As for the Westboro Baptist Church types, well, even God has to go diarrhea sometimes. Goddamn sinners go through his system like hell. ;3 Fred Phelps was among the worst of that excrement...
"The reason things will never get better is because people keep electing these rich cocksuckers who don't give a shit about you."
-George Carlin
-George Carlin