(January 6, 2014 at 12:44 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(January 6, 2014 at 12:38 am)Ryantology Wrote: Answer: I'll remove your penis so that you never injure yourself playing "tennis" again.
Prayer: My dealer never showed up. Could you do something, Lord?
Answer: I afflicted a poor village with famine. You're welcome.
Prayer: World peace. I can haz?
Answer: I offer the kind of peace Tacitus described.
Prayer: Can it not be so cold out?