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Does god have a butthole?

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RE: Does god have a butthole?

January 7, 2014 at 3:34 am

(January 7, 2014 at 12:07 am)ChadWooters Wrote: No, I want to live in the warmth of God's love And the light of his truth in communion with others who feel the same way. You're welcome to join.

Since pooping isn't sinful, and in heaven one can do what one desires so long as it isn't sinful, does that mean glorified bodies have buttholes?

Could I just spend all my time pooping, in heaven? Tongue

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Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 4, 2014 at 7:00 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Zen Badger - January 4, 2014 at 7:32 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 7:44 am

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 4, 2014 at 4:47 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 11:31 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 11:59 am

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 5, 2014 at 1:05 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Anomalocaris - January 11, 2014 at 2:11 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Cato - January 4, 2014 at 1:38 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 1:44 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Thackerie - January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 4, 2014 at 3:02 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Ksa - January 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Faith No More - January 7, 2014 at 2:57 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 7, 2014 at 4:16 pm

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 4, 2014 at 5:42 pm

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Zen Badger - January 7, 2014 at 6:15 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 7, 2014 at 12:27 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 7, 2014 at 12:07 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Esquilax - January 7, 2014 at 3:34 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Minimalist - January 7, 2014 at 1:55 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 16, 2014 at 12:58 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Esquilax - January 17, 2014 at 12:56 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Cato - January 7, 2014 at 4:21 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 7, 2014 at 4:25 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Cato - January 7, 2014 at 4:59 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 7, 2014 at 9:59 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 8, 2014 at 11:34 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Esquilax - January 7, 2014 at 11:42 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 7, 2014 at 11:45 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 8, 2014 at 11:23 am

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by azheathen - January 11, 2014 at 1:41 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 12, 2014 at 1:15 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by ronedee - January 12, 2014 at 6:16 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 12, 2014 at 6:19 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by ronedee - January 16, 2014 at 7:26 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by LastPoet - January 12, 2014 at 8:04 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 12, 2014 at 10:35 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 12, 2014 at 11:49 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Esquilax - January 12, 2014 at 11:53 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Ksa - January 16, 2014 at 11:14 am

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