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Does god have a butthole?

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RE: Does god have a butthole?

January 7, 2014 at 6:15 am

(January 7, 2014 at 2:52 am)là bạn điên Wrote:
(January 6, 2014 at 11:54 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Why is it so important to be resurrected with a "glorified" body after death? You all secretly want to be immortal super humans, amirite?

Actually I want to be an immortal super human but I think transhumainsm has a better chance than believing in demons

I would like to have my brain transferred into a cyborg starship with alcuberrie drive so I could explore the universe.
Now that would be cool and way more interesting than an eternity of tedium praising gods fragile ego.

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Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 4, 2014 at 7:00 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Zen Badger - January 4, 2014 at 7:32 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 7:44 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by LastPoet - January 4, 2014 at 8:25 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 4, 2014 at 4:47 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 11:31 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 11:59 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 1:33 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 3:11 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 11:43 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 5, 2014 at 1:05 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Anomalocaris - January 11, 2014 at 2:11 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Cato - January 4, 2014 at 1:38 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 4, 2014 at 1:44 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Thackerie - January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 4, 2014 at 3:02 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Ksa - January 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Faith No More - January 7, 2014 at 2:57 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 7, 2014 at 4:16 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by CapnAwesome - January 4, 2014 at 3:13 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 4, 2014 at 5:42 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Ksa - January 4, 2014 at 8:41 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Minimalist - January 4, 2014 at 8:44 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 4, 2014 at 8:51 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Minimalist - January 5, 2014 at 2:00 am

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 5, 2014 at 4:51 am

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 5, 2014 at 6:03 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 5, 2014 at 6:16 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Drich - January 5, 2014 at 2:46 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Ksa - January 8, 2014 at 12:51 pm

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 7, 2014 at 11:06 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Cinjin - January 5, 2014 at 2:51 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 6, 2014 at 11:54 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 7, 2014 at 2:52 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Zen Badger - January 7, 2014 at 6:15 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 7, 2014 at 12:27 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 7, 2014 at 12:07 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Esquilax - January 7, 2014 at 3:34 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Minimalist - January 7, 2014 at 1:55 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 16, 2014 at 12:58 pm

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RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Cato - January 7, 2014 at 4:21 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 7, 2014 at 4:25 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Cato - January 7, 2014 at 4:59 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 7, 2014 at 9:59 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 8, 2014 at 11:34 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Esquilax - January 7, 2014 at 11:42 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 7, 2014 at 11:45 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 8, 2014 at 11:23 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by xr34p3rx - January 11, 2014 at 12:23 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by azheathen - January 11, 2014 at 1:41 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 12, 2014 at 1:15 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by ronedee - January 12, 2014 at 6:16 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by là bạn điên - January 12, 2014 at 6:19 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by ronedee - January 16, 2014 at 7:26 pm

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by LastPoet - January 12, 2014 at 8:04 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 12, 2014 at 10:35 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Bad Writer - January 12, 2014 at 11:49 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Esquilax - January 12, 2014 at 11:53 am

RE: Does god have a butthole? - by Ksa - January 16, 2014 at 11:14 am

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