RE: Have a Laugh
January 23, 2014 at 12:28 am
(This post was last modified: January 23, 2014 at 12:37 am by Darkstar.)
I literally loled at some of these.
EDIT: You need to include a health disclaimer in the OP before people start suing for their punctured lungs.
Just...try not to die.
Quote:I'd take the painting off the wall and put some elbow grease into it, but I know the waitress is already suspicious.DON'T TOUCH THE PAINTING ANY MORE!
Hell, I've been sitting in this damn restaurant for over 2 hours.
Just pick up your phone when I call please!
Hold on, I got an idea.NO
Let me try scratching the stain off with a quarter. I think that might do the trick.
NO DON'T DO THAT!
I'm gonna put the phone down for a second. I think it's gunna work.NO NO NO
EDIT: You need to include a health disclaimer in the OP before people start suing for their punctured lungs.
Just...try not to die.
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
