[split] How sexy are you?

[Jacob(smooth)]

My jaw is too wide and masculine

Your lips are full and inviting

My eyes are small and squinty

But the soul behind them is beautiful

They're so dark no one can tell they're grey until you sit an inch from my face

Dark and mysterious. Did you know girls with grey eyes would often kill to have dark eyes?

For all my love of freckles I hate my own

Your skin is actually very good

My boobs are WAY too big E-cup

Darn, I wish my girlfriends boobs were smaller...
Said no man ever.

The chubby tummy I can draw in with the right outfit

If you really want to, but most men prefer curves.

My ass is gianormous and I'm sure it's what everyone means when they say black women have big butts

I love them. I can't lie

My voice is always a hit or miss people either it's charming or so squeaky their ears are bleeding

What someone says makes them attractive. How they say it, not so much

My natural hair is just a fluff ball comb-able but the color is off it's not quite black but it's not brown and likes to streak red a lot

Your hair looks great

At least my hand and feet are little

Is this really what society has done to us, that the only thing you can confidently pick out on the positive side is small hands?!

You're beautiful and perfect at being you, a trick nobody else will ever manage. How very dare you consider yourself anything other than perfect. You are the only yardstick you should ever hold yourself too, and one day you will be somebody else's 20 because they will define perfection by how much it is like 'laing.

Rant over.