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Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist?
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RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist?
February 24, 2014 at 8:22 pm
(February 24, 2014 at 12:27 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Or just run the verses through gizoogle.

Joshua 1:9: Have I not commanded yo slick ass, biatch? Be phat n' courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, fo' tha LORD yo' Dogg is ghon be wit you wherever you go.”

Genesis 16:1: Now Sarai, Abram’s hoe, had borne his ass no lil' thugs. But dat freaky freaky biatch had a Egyptian slave named Hagar; 2 so her big-ass booty holla'd ta Abram, “Da Lord has kept me from havin lil' thugs. Go, chill wit mah slave; like I can build a cold-ass lil crew all up in her muthafuckin ass.”

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If the whole bible were translated like that i just might be able to read the whole thing again!
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by rensou - February 19, 2014 at 3:50 pm
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by rensou - February 19, 2014 at 4:29 pm
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by Isun - February 19, 2014 at 7:53 pm
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by Lek - February 19, 2014 at 10:18 pm
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by Tonus - February 20, 2014 at 11:22 am
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by Alex K - February 20, 2014 at 11:38 am
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by Lek - February 22, 2014 at 9:45 pm
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by Tonus - February 24, 2014 at 10:24 am
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by rensou - February 24, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Any tips on reading the bible for an atheist? - by Clueless Morgan - February 24, 2014 at 8:22 pm

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