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Second Coming?
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RE: Second Coming?
February 28, 2014 at 2:51 pm
Quote:It is thought that his pacemaker may have temporarily stopped working.


It's a FUCKING MIRACLE!!!!!

I imagine any moment now some baptist shitwit will claim he laid hands on him and he sat up and started reciting the fucking bible.
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Second Coming? - by downbeatplumb - February 28, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Second Coming? - by Minimalist - February 28, 2014 at 2:51 pm
RE: Second Coming? - by truthBtold - February 28, 2014 at 3:10 pm
RE: Second Coming? - by Assimilate - February 28, 2014 at 3:11 pm
RE: Second Coming? - by zebo-the-fat - March 1, 2014 at 6:06 am
RE: Second Coming? - by Mr. Moncrieff - March 1, 2014 at 6:12 am
RE: Second Coming? - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 2, 2014 at 5:34 am
RE: Second Coming? - by Jacob(smooth) - March 2, 2014 at 5:43 am
RE: Second Coming? - by KichigaiNeko - March 2, 2014 at 5:58 am
RE: Second Coming? - by Mr. Moncrieff - March 2, 2014 at 9:07 am
RE: Second Coming? - by KichigaiNeko - March 2, 2014 at 9:10 am
RE: Second Coming? - by DarkHorse - March 2, 2014 at 10:19 am
RE: Second Coming? - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 3, 2014 at 4:12 am
RE: Second Coming? - by DarkHorse - March 3, 2014 at 5:04 am
RE: Second Coming? - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 4, 2014 at 5:06 am
RE: Second Coming? - by Mr. Moncrieff - March 2, 2014 at 12:45 pm
RE: Second Coming? - by Minimalist - March 2, 2014 at 11:48 am
RE: Second Coming? - by DarkHorse - March 2, 2014 at 1:26 pm
RE: Second Coming? - by catman - March 9, 2014 at 5:20 am

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