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NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
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NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 8:53 am (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 10:51 am by Cobainism.)
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 9:19 am
Smells like teen stupidity.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 9:20 am
A religion for atheists...

Okay then.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 9:26 am
Crap! And here was I thinkin JBrentonK was the second coming of Jebus!
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 9:40 am (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 9:43 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Will Cobainites be wearing little gold shotguns round their necks?

I also find it a little ironic (and very stupid) that the Second Coming Of Jesus would front a band called 'Nirvana'.

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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 9:46 am
Because we're all agreed that this is exactly what the world needs right now - another religion.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 10:19 am (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 10:25 am by Cobainism.)
I just updated the info. I didn't know you couldn't post videos about it here so i am sorry for not reading the rules first. I updated it in Text form of a spoiler tag so feel free to read if you like?

Quote: Will Cobainites be wearing little gold shotguns round their necks?
No. Because the song "Come as you are" says just be who you are.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 10:21 am
We'll set out chairs for as many cabainites that want to come to 12 Steppers . . .
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 10:30 am
Do we have to pull a Hemingway or can we choose to die a natural death? Does the church provide a clean up crew if we do decide to go the whiney rich boy way?
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 10:31 am (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 10:32 am by Crossless2.0.)
If Cobain is the savior, does that make Bob Mould and Grant Hart his John the Baptists? If that's the case, I'll stick with the forerunners, crying in the wilderness. Husker Du kicked Nirvana's asses and lived to tell of it.
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