Language can be a cruel mistress. For instance, over here, you either need to know a lady particularly well, or else pay her a metric shit-ton of money, before you get to spank her on the fanny.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
