How DOES the GOP do it?

[Clueless Morgan]

Wait, last time I checked, every conservative who could get in front of a microphone was screaming, "We're broke! Slash food stamps! We need to stop spending money we don't have!"

Now, every conservative who can get in front of a microphone is bemoaning the very modest cuts to defense spending, crying, "We have to be the self-appointed World Policeman! Increase Defense spending now!"

We'll always find the money for international penis measuring contests wars. It's the American way.