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The Absurd GOP
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The Absurd GOP
As sociopathic as they have become, they deserve their own thread.

Republican Lauren Boebert says she wants ‘biblical citizenship training’ in public schools
Pink News
Quote:Boebert’s chilling comments were made on an episode of FlashPoint, a Christian news show which airs on the Victory Channel, owned by the anti-LGBTQ+ televangelist Kenneth Copeland.

The Colorado Republican and gun rights activist, who has previously said that LGBTQ+ people should be banned from coming out before the age of 21, discussed the upcoming midterm elections and said Republicans must prove that they will “get America rolling again”.

She added: “Maybe we need to have some sort of legislation that requires… biblical citizenship training in our schools. And that’s how we get things turned around.”
“The man who can't visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
~ André Breton
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RE: The Absurd GOP
Log Cabin Republicans compare FBI’s Mar-a-Lago raid to Stonewall riot & it didn’t go over well
LGBTQ Nation

Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to pick a fight with Kathy Griffin.
LGBTQ Nation
“The man who can't visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
~ André Breton
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RE: The Absurd GOP
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
I predict this thread will reach over 100 pages.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(August 10, 2022 at 9:35 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: I predict this thread will reach over 100 pages.

Yup...

Hate is one hellava motivator.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
I believe that public schools should be required to have courses in higher Biblical criticism.
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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RE: The Absurd GOP
Absurd implies some modicum of humor or joviality. The more fitting word would be 'Abhorrent'
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(August 10, 2022 at 9:39 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 10, 2022 at 9:35 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: I predict this thread will reach over 100 pages.

Yup...

Hate is one hellava motivator.

Crazy broad says if America bans assault style weapons that we will have to start eating dogs.

Don't hate her...she's just about as ignorant as they come though, and shouldn't be in power.

Lauren Boebert's Bizarre Prediction About An Assault Weapon Ban Has Twitter In Stitches (msn.com)
 “I believe in annoyed at first sight.” – Steve Maraboli                                              
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RE: The Absurd GOP
Every nutball accusation is a confession.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Absurd GOP
"Loon"....



Hmmmmmm...
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