The Thread of Never Ending Religious Propaganda

[Bob Kelso]

This thread can be dedicated to hilariously bad, or offensive religious Facebook posts, emails, youtube videos or what not.

For instance, this keeps popping up on my feed;



*MUST READ*

A pastor was traveling last week, he saw
an old man, and gave him a lift. While they
were going, the old man said; my son, do
you know what happened in Heaven last
night?

The pastor was so terrified and hurriedly
parked and asked; Sir, are you sleeping?
How did you get the information about
Heaven?
The Old man said; last night in Heaven God
became very angry with man and asked
the Angels to blow the trumpet. The
angels picked up the trumpets and as they
were about to blow it WHEN, Jesus fell
down and began to plead in tears. The
blood that came out of His hands and body
were very fresh. He told God that His
death shouldn't be in vain.

God couldn't stand the pains of the saint
and the wickedness of the evil ones. So He
said; "I AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST
CHANCE."

Jesus then turned to the angels and told
them to move down in their numerous
numbers to tell the world that:
"THE END IS NEAR, JESUS IS COMING VERY
SOON".

The pastor (sweating and crying) asked; sir,
how did you know this?
The OLD MAN replied; I am one of the
Angels sent
to the World.
Please use every medium of
communication to send this message.
No time to waste, Please! And the old man
disappeared.

Brethren, this story is real, Christ is coming
Soon.
PLEASE SAVE A SOUL TODAY.
I Have done my part, it's now your turn to
spread the Gospel.
No wealth can be compared to life
everlasting in Heaven.
If you are Ready to share this Message,
LIKE and write: "AMEN"
May God bless you all. AND DO NOT
FORGET TO SHARE THIS POST

HELP SAVE THE WORLD.

Now aside from the fact that it's poorly written, it makes no sense within the Christian faith.

-Why would an omniscient being be angry? He bloody well knew what was going to happen.

-There's no crying or pain in heaven, so no weeping or blood. (Rev. 21:4)

-Jesus spoke about his death being "in vain" but his sacrifice was supposed to serve as the bridge for people to come to god, not really sure why 2000+ years of an open door would be considered a waste.

-No one knows the hour of Christ's return, granted it just said "soon" but still. (Mark 24:36)

It's all bullshit, but one could at least expect fear mongering stories to remain constant with said bullshit.

Anyway, feel free to comment on this ridiculous story or share one of your own for discussion.