(March 11, 2014 at 12:16 am)futilethewinds Wrote: What's the most awkward present you've ever gotten?
My mom once got me what she thought was an interactive horror B-movie. It was actually interactive horror porn. Then, we watched it together. I will never get those images out of my head. One of the last scenes shows a chick fucking another chick to death with a katana.
I never had an awkward present really but my dad and I once rented out the modern version of "psycho" and it was ridiculously embarrassing watching the scene where hes masturbating while watching the girl through a hole in the wall while my dad was there.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.
