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[Cinjin]

I took a pistol safety course with the NRA. Those were some redneck motherfuckers. Their truck horns played "Dixie" and they had rebel flags and called Obama a Muslim and everything (this was during Obama's first presidential campaign). Guess who did not mention that she was a lesbian leftist atheist feminist vegetarian hippie chick? *Points to self* This person! If they were cool ...

I take it you live down south with Stupid America. That's what I call the portion of this country that has all the Bible thumping, Jesus sucking, Gun worshiping, Nascar loving worthless dipshits in it. It seriously, isn't that way up here. Sure we've got our handful of gun nuts, but for the most part, I've met a LOT of smart, laid-back, completely rational people who just happen to enjoy sport shooting.

... I would have probably taken up rifle shooting as a sport. I think I would be good at it. I was a pretty good shot with a pistol, left or right-handed.

You can always start your own group of marksmen (markswomen) and ignore the redneck fucktards.