Ok, I'll play. I went from:
Reform Jewish (typical American style, not very religious) -> Jewish only on holidays -> Jewish on holidays only with family -> Jewish in name only ("Secular Jew") -> Atheist -> Anti-theist
Reform Jewish (typical American style, not very religious) -> Jewish only on holidays -> Jewish on holidays only with family -> Jewish in name only ("Secular Jew") -> Atheist -> Anti-theist
That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.