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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 1:20 am (This post was last modified: March 23, 2014 at 1:23 am by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
(March 23, 2014 at 12:14 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Sexually transmitted diseases are an epidemic however. There are potential life destroying consequences of acting out sexually.

Anyway, when when you say you masturbate on an almost daily basis that doesn't just mean you play with yourself daily. You finish the job right?
That is easily remedied by being a responsible slut. When there is a penis involved, put a condom on it unless it's definitely not going anywhere that diseases might be.

And if you're just not sure about your partner's history, put one on your finger if it's going where diseases might be or wear gloves, and use a dental dam if you're about to expose your tongue to a vagina where diseases might be.

Viola, no STDs ever for you. Statistically speaking, none for you ever if you are a woman who only ever has sexual contact with women your entire life, anyway.
(March 23, 2014 at 12:26 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Hi bi girl without a boyfriend or girlfriend for that matter. Because I'd rather avoid GUG stereotype as well I'm refusing to date since my last break up. Flirt, well...
Hey, since my first ever sexual experience with a woman took place in college, and so far I am still in college and still into women, I could be accused of being a LUG, too. Admittedly, that would be stupid, since I have never had a sexual experience with a man and may never do so.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 20, 2014 at 4:17 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2014 at 4:18 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by paulpablo - March 22, 2014 at 1:11 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 6:30 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Chad32 - March 20, 2014 at 4:31 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 22, 2014 at 11:37 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 22, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 23, 2014 at 12:14 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 23, 2014 at 1:20 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by FlyingNarwhal - March 23, 2014 at 12:24 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 23, 2014 at 12:26 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 4:45 pm
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