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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:08 am (This post was last modified: March 23, 2014 at 10:13 am by Phatt Matt s.)
So I found a swisher sweet stuck inside a lazy boy and looked everywhere for something to light it with. All I had was the stove. I thought about it but instead crawled under the covers with a bottle of moisturizing lotion, looked at some beautiful nude babes, and masturbated, prolonging it as long as possible. I was too lazy to do anything but hose myself when the time came. Using my right as a shield to stop the nimble ones from hitting me in the face.

Jerkoff

I tried to love the women in the picture tenderly rather than butcher them. I was somewhat succesfull believe it or not. Maybe I just need to associate sexual stimuli while putting pure desires in the heart and intentions of love and affection, and when that is combined with masturbation, arousal, pleasure, and orgasm, it will in time become habitual to think about loving them rather than killing them.

Jesus must be proud of me right about nowAngel
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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 20, 2014 at 4:17 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2014 at 4:18 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Chad32 - March 20, 2014 at 4:31 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 5:36 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 11:35 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 22, 2014 at 11:37 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 23, 2014 at 12:14 am
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 9:11 pm
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