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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 12:58 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 2:10 am)futilethewinds Wrote:
(March 23, 2014 at 1:50 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I was seven and I freaked out my mom by declaring I wanted to marry my life size Barbie.
Man, I don't know if you were just less exposed to shame and guilt by your peers than I was or if I was just hyper-aware of what was expected of me or what, but I ended all my Barbie games with Barbie making out with Debbie or the Pink Power Ranger, if no one was watching. If someone was watching, I played the same game, which was family, only when I played alone, you see, Ken was always at work (which meant he was still in my closet) and Debbie helped Barbie watch the kids. When someone else was watching, Barbie, Debbie, and Ken took care of the kids TOGETHER. I NEVER would have told ANYONE how the game was different when I played alone.

As I got older I also COMPLETELY avoided the topic of attraction and sexuality, even in my encouraging, sex-positive family, where a common practice now is debating which chicks on a particular show are hot. They were doing that without me, I just wasn't participating yet. Partially because I didn't even want to think about it yet. I just wasn't ready. But also because we never actually had a conversation about homosexuality. I knew that probably my mother had no problem with it in theory, but I had no idea if it might be different if her own child was gay.

You'd best believe I'm going to talk about it with my kid or kids, and reassure them that I'll still love them just the same no matter what, even if they turn out to be heterosexual.
(March 23, 2014 at 2:04 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Also, when you women say you masturbate daily or three times a week, that doesn't mean you simply play with yourself. It means you get the job done right?
I don't see the point in masturbating and then just quitting before orgasm. I mean, why bother?

I think my mum just wants to ignore the subject altogether, she's still surprised that I drink. I just took enough hints from school, and home not to mention it. I guess I perceptive that way or something, though when I was in middle school everyone thought I was a total freak because I still thought boys were gross and I just wanted to read.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 20, 2014 at 4:17 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2014 at 4:18 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by paulpablo - March 22, 2014 at 1:11 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 4:25 pm
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