Go on then Dotard, tell us all about how you got to know your staff.

[Dotard]

You were 'breaking ice' with "helllllooooo..."?! Lucky bastard... the women where you're from must be almost as 'easy' as I am 0.0

If it garners a smile and a 'Hi', then the ice broke and conversation can ensue. It works for me.
May not be 'easy' women as much as it is ruggedly handsome Dotard.

A woman could (under 'rare' circumstances) have a penis... it's the presence or absence of a penis that you are checking... not a person's gender

No. It is my contention if it has a penis it is not a female/woman/girl. You may disagree and it may indeed be "just the way Dotard calls it". But it works for me. (Excluding amputation due to accident/trauma/disease/etc.)

Well... plenty of people glance at the crotch or boobs before catching the other's eyes... it's typical (if mildly embarrassing... you sort of numb to it after long enough) human sexual behavior... do not be alarmed Just be quick when checking them over with your eyes...

I agree, but I get caught checking longer than 'with a glance'. Damned chicks be wearing "boy cut" jeans and it's not as obvious as it was back in the day. I wish I could just reach down and grab. If I end up with a 'handful' then I'll know for sure. Never mind that, I'll probably end up with alot of dudes phone numbers and date offers. Scratch that idea.

I'm sure Eilon would give you a "you're welcome"... but I'll say it anyway: you're quite welcome Dotard

Ya basterds.

Now that that's 'over?'... tell us more about your staff

Everytime I create a shithole somebody comes along and pushes me into it. Well, sometimes I manage to walk right into it.

I need to stop setting myself up for this.