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Request permission to come aboard.
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RE: Request permission to come aboard.
Good to have you aboard, Ensign Topher! Look to your helm, swab the mainsail and no pooping on the poopdeck unless you enjoy a lick of the cat (and the cat hates that, so please don't).

(April 24, 2014 at 1:14 am)whateverist Wrote: Hey I just noticed your sig, Becs. "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." Nice.

It's from Jingo, one of the Pratchster's best works.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Request permission to come aboard. - by topher - April 24, 2014 at 12:54 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by BrokenQuill92 - April 24, 2014 at 12:56 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by Minimalist - April 24, 2014 at 12:56 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by SteelCurtain - April 24, 2014 at 12:57 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by The Valkyrie - April 24, 2014 at 1:06 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by Whateverist - April 24, 2014 at 1:14 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by Cyberman - April 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by Kayenneh - April 24, 2014 at 3:08 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by KichigaiNeko - April 24, 2014 at 3:24 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by DarkHorse - April 24, 2014 at 3:30 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by Losty - April 24, 2014 at 3:34 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by topher - April 24, 2014 at 12:56 pm
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by ThePinsir - April 24, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by pocaracas - April 24, 2014 at 2:31 pm
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by Aractus - May 5, 2014 at 8:06 am
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by topher - May 5, 2014 at 2:01 pm
RE: Request permission to come aboard. - by No_God - May 5, 2014 at 10:53 am

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