Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)

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Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)

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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)

April 29, 2014 at 10:14 pm (This post was last modified: April 29, 2014 at 10:20 pm by Justtristo.)

Honestly I should record myself reading the Song of Songs. Although I need to find a translation of it as close as possible to the original Hebrew.

So that the raunchiness can be fully expressed, although there is a lot of raunchy (or could be seen as raunchy) stuff in both the New and Old Testaments.

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Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by truthBtold - April 29, 2014 at 3:07 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Tonus - April 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Justtristo - April 29, 2014 at 10:14 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 1, 2014 at 9:32 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 1, 2014 at 10:19 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Ryantology - May 1, 2014 at 10:25 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 1, 2014 at 11:59 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 2, 2014 at 12:48 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 2, 2014 at 1:14 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 2, 2014 at 2:00 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 5, 2014 at 9:43 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 5, 2014 at 9:50 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 5, 2014 at 3:57 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by The Valkyrie - May 5, 2014 at 4:08 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 5, 2014 at 4:31 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 7, 2014 at 4:57 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 26, 2014 at 11:53 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 5, 2014 at 8:26 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 5, 2014 at 11:46 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 5, 2014 at 11:48 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 6, 2014 at 12:30 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 7, 2014 at 5:58 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 7, 2014 at 7:37 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Esquilax - May 7, 2014 at 8:35 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 6, 2014 at 7:53 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Ryantology - May 6, 2014 at 5:01 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Esquilax - May 6, 2014 at 3:54 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 5, 2014 at 3:35 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 2, 2014 at 4:45 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 2, 2014 at 2:16 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 2, 2014 at 2:21 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 10:02 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Fidel_Castronaut - May 27, 2014 at 7:53 am

Re: RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by KUSA - May 1, 2014 at 4:29 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Ryantology - May 2, 2014 at 12:32 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 5, 2014 at 4:13 pm

Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Rampant.A.I. - May 5, 2014 at 4:17 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Ryantology - May 5, 2014 at 6:54 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Esquilax - May 6, 2014 at 7:58 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 6, 2014 at 8:36 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 27, 2014 at 1:32 pm

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